Warning! You might
already be a monster.
Playfuls.com is a dangerous website.
Because it deals in games and only games. And, before you even know it, as you
plunge deeper and deeper into playfuls.com, you turn into something else.
Something which may look like a human being, but is no
longer one. Yes, you will become a monster.
Once begun, this mutation is almost impossible to stop.
Symptom no. 1:
You play a bit more. Minor details of the world around you are overlooked.
Symptom no. 2:
When talking to your loved ones, it will be more and more about games and
nothing else. Many will stare at you, amused, but also a bit worried.
Symptom no. 3:
Your playing episodes last longer and longer. Before an exam or an interview,
you feel an incontrollable urge to “quicksave”.
Symptom no. 4:
Those of your friends with weaker natural defenses will be infected as well.
This phase of the mutation process is also known as MULTIPLAYER.
Symptom no. 5:
You’re now partial to hunting only those tender and juicy games which Playfuls consider
to be as above 8.
Symptom no. 6:
After trying in vain to cure your condition, those family members, friends and
relatives who resisted the infection will have to get used with your new nature.
That of a Playful.
Symptom no. 7 (only
for those above Level 150k): You receive the following special abilities:
- your left foot becomes invisible
- the small toe of said left foot will deal fire damage
- electroswearing
- you can get goose bumps at will
But how can this be?
Playfuls is, at a first glance, nothing but a gaming site
for all platforms. But that is far from being all. Each of its sections has
been cunningly engineered by specialists on the mother-ship so that it should
assimilate even the most powerful humans,
joining them to the Playful race.
We are telling you this now because it no longer matters. If
you got to the boring “About Us” section, it’s
already too late for you. So, you shall stay with us, young Playful, and we
shall make you see how is it that you left behind a life that you once called NORMAL:
1. Our news and reviews and previews
inject you with a sweet, irresistible poison, for they have been written by
beings who feel games, who are one with the games (a sort of Game Druids if you
wish). Also, a true Playful never fears using dozens of (bad) jokes while
discussing a game.
2. Screenshots, trailers, patches, demos:
there’s just too many of them and they attack in groups.
3. Gamebabes: Do
not blame yourself for not being able to resist them. Who could?
4. The Rest. Over
time, as you will become familiar with your new form, you shall see things in
playfuls.com, wonderful things you never expected. Be patient. Soon, very soon.
Now
it is time
for us all to return
to playing
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